You're Family Now
Something go wrong? We'll fix it. Even if it wasn’t our fault.
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NO-MATTER-WHAT-GUARANTEE
An offer you can’t refuse — but in a good way.
At Carfidant, we don’t play games. You either love the product… or we handle things the family way.
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Here’s how it goes down:
💵Don’t like it? Fuggedaboutit.
We give you your money back. No returns, no questions, no stress.
You keep the product — give it to your cousin Vinny if you want.
🧑🔬🧪Think someone else does it better? We’ll pay them.
Try a competitor’s product. If it works better:
- Send us a photo showing it
- Send us the receipt
We’ll reimburse you for the betrayal. Loyalty still counts.
📞Still not happy? Call us. We’ll make it right.
Our customer service doesn’t hide behind policies.
You talk to a real human. We solve it. Period.
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We’re not in the business of disappointment.
We’re in the business of loyalty, results, and happy customers.
And we always take care of our own.
Welcome to the family.
Capisce?
Have a question? Do you need help with anything? Just email us!
Most questions we get are just about how to use the stuff or how returns work.
Take a quick peek at our How-To and Carfidant No-Matter-What Guarantee below — they’ll probably clear things up!
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NO-MATTER-WHAT-GUARANTEE
An offer you can’t refuse — but in a good way.
At Carfidant, we don’t play games. You either love the product… or we handle things the family way.
•
Here’s how it goes down:
💵Don’t like it? Fuggedaboutit.
We give you your money back. No returns, no questions, no stress.
You keep the product — give it to your cousin Vinny if you want.
🧑🔬🧪Think someone else does it better? We’ll pay them.
Try a competitor’s product. If it works better:
- Send us a photo showing it
- Send us the receipt
We’ll reimburse you for the betrayal. Loyalty still counts.
📞Still not happy? Call us. We’ll make it right.
Our customer service doesn’t hide behind policies.
You talk to a real human. We solve it. Period.
•
We’re not in the business of disappointment.
We’re in the business of loyalty, results, and happy customers.
And we always take care of our own.
Welcome to the family.
Capisce?